I should have taken off my pants

Seriously! Why do I even bother trying to look nice? My preferred colour on the bottom is black. The drawback to this fashion staple is that I have a blonde dog and a grey cat, both of whom must have some sort of "Black" radar because they are attracted to my black clothes like freakishly accurate nerf darts. I feel like I am the sole purchaser of 3M's lint roller. The bottom line is that I should have taken off my pants when I got in the door. I suppose that there's a downside to that option as well (isn't there always?). My children have very extensive vocabularies and usually exhibit a single-minded determination to expand their knowledge at every opportunity. I can just imagine the rapid-fire questions if I walked around pant-less...

"Mommy, why do you have lightning bolts on your legs?"
"Mommy, why do your legs jiggly-wiggly?"
"Mommy...What's that???"

Nope, best leave the pants on. Life will be so much simpler for me and my lint roller.